What would be life about, if human dreams wouldn’t be fulfilled, including those about everlasting peace in the world? Although the acquistion contract of 107 armored personnel carriers Pandur II for the Czech Military was allegedly soaked with heavy corruption of the officials, the famous Svejk military family knows very well, what is in the best interest for the state and people.
The Device began as a simple business startup, but through time, it gained much attention and support, as it was always planned to deploy the military version too. And now? The Czech military agreed with enhancing one of their Pandur II 8×8 armored personnel carriers (APCs) with additional PSY armament, with simple mission: to win all fights without firing a shot, to bring the future of sustainable warfare, saving both friendly and enemy lives, particularly civilians and their homes. There will be no more villages and homes turned to rubble, as the previous military doctrine for effective Urban Warfare directed. This time… everything will be different.
As a proud representative of the famous Svejk military family, I have the honor to announce publicly, that one of the vehicles was just enhanced with PSY weaponry, developed and manufactured by The Corporation. And it carries the name of my worldwide famous Grandpa: Josef Svejk.
The weapon influences the deepest human emotions at long range and forces all affected enemies to run away from the battle immediately, scared and full of doubts about their mission, even inclined to commit high treason against their original benefactors and superiors, as previous NATO Special Forces test in Poland successfully proved. Originally mounted on American Avenger 3 PSY-DEW for ultimate anti-aircraft warfare, the new version for Pandur II, manufactured originally by Steyr-Daimler-Puch, allows an inconspicuous installation without need of too many constructional changes, but with tremendous enhancement of combat effectivity of the vehicle, both for anti-aircraft and ground warfare.
Although the original armament of 30mm automatic cannon and guided anti-tank rockets was preserved for overall tactical purposes, with the new version of the vehicle, designated as Pandur II 8×8 PSY-AA, the Czech military enters into a new epoch of warfare, marked as sustainable and causing low to zero collateral damage. And NATO should accept our lead in their ranks: PSY weapons are the only measure, able to defeat the ruthless Islamic State, and the future service of these vehicles in the Middle East region, leased to EXFOR Paramilitary, is more than certain.
I was so foolish to attempt to surpass my famous Grandpa, because every man needs a life challenge. But I hope that my overall qualification for the Run for Presidential office in 2018 will be more than sufficient. Don’t forget to vote in 2018, Czech citizens!