One of the few apparently positive achievements of the corrupted, decadent and faithless Western society, is widely accessible drinking water. This is the utmost luxury the Westerners have, but they don’t appreciate it in their selfish hedonism, whereas millions of poor people struggle for access to water, suitable for drinking, and in the future, regular wars and massive migration waves will occur because of water and drought in many world territories, as many predictions say.
But which fool would think about disturbing visions of tomorrow, if today is so sweet, living in that nice dreams about prospering postmodern society, full of human rights and advancing the human kind towards alleged economic and social paradise on Earth, just when all that terrorists will be eradicated by bold UN resolutions, executed by brave NATO forces?
Still, there are very explosive rumors, that water is literally killing men today, and with any draught of water you consume, you lose a portion of your manhood, so in the future, the world will be feminized inevitably.
The problem is this: the Western sluts desired to have full control of their reproduction cycle, because male fools, who prefer unprotected sex, were knocking them up all the time, so the ruthless scientists from treacherous multinational corporations decided to “help” the females, so the contraception pills (birth control) were invented, and today, this “medicine” is used by millions of bitches.
These synthetic estrogen-based hormones are metabolized in their body systems, after they swallow it or use with patches, and then, it leaves their bodies in their urine, entering the water system inevitably.
And it was exposed, that current industrial water purifiers are not able to clean these waste chemicals, like ethanol oestradiol. So, what happens? The estrogen remains in the water, and in the end, you drink it, with vast consequences for your male body system. You literally change into a woman… poor male fishes in rivers are decimated with this female curse already.
Don’t think, that you can save yourself by drinking expensive water, allegedly from “icebergs” or “deep pure sources”, as all that treacherous multinational corporations promise. This gift from Devil is everywhere, as the water circulates in nature.
But maybe it’s a fabrication, a conspiracy theory, or an ingenious female conspiracy, how to rule the world, launching literally chemical revolution, and removing hated males chemical way, which could be defined as unclean chemical warfare… but in war and love, everything is allowed, and no one cares about some Geneva Conventions, so men are losing: they simply can’t avoid drinking water, as it’s completely essential to stay alive.
The only reliable and complex solution is AQUA ANDROS, manufactured by Wu Corporation from China, and represented by reputated male fashion model, Angel Andres, originating from Islamic Spain (the name is derived from “androgen”: a chemical, allowing to preserve masculine features in vertebrates). The product patron, who uses AQUA ANDROS himself with most satisfying results, claims:
“Every man has right to preserve his manhood against all negative influences, including aging, including poisonous female hormone estrogen in the environment,” Angel says with persuasion. “Fortunately, today, Wu Corporation is here, they know all our special needs, and they are willing to help us, unlike everybody else, who only lies and tries to make money from our desires, selling us fake dreams. But what you buy here, it’s real, it’s complete, it’s effective and present. You get what you need, to stay healthy. I am proud to be a patron of this miraculous product, which changes our male present, future and destiny.”
Preserve your manhood and fertility, order now! This specially manufactured water with classified composition contains effective counter chemical elements to deactivate estrogen, including specialized nanites, so you and your body are safe for years to come, whereas other fools will be slowly transformed into soft female monsters, suffering with PMS (pre-menstrual syndrome). Also, several androgens are added, to preserve your youth maybe forever!
Today, in this estrogen-infested world, under deep pressure of questionable women empowerment and other sick social engineering experiments, drinking AQUA ANDROS will become a necessity for any wise man. Stop buying dumb useless cars and villas… there are precious things about yourself you need to protect in the first place! Invest into yourself, and your manly future! And she will appreciate it, remaining besides your hip forever, devoted and submitted to your male power, appreciating what you do for yourself, her, and the society! And there is an ultimate gift for her… PHE-AA, female anti-aging product portfolio, based on artificially manufactured female pheromones, like PHE-X and PHE-XX)!
Production carefully supervised by Alpine Marmot colony, located at EdelweissSpitze, Hohe Tauern, Austria, where the AQUA ANDROS primary well is located (marmots were bribed with carrot and nuts, these ground squirrels are known to make business with humans)