Do you need to do some decent money laundering?
Discreetly, safely, conveniently, quickly, reliably, effectively?
Avoiding all sniffing police surveillance and treacherous, hungry rats, like Jewish and Swiss bankers, giving your private data to authorities?
Do you need a strong, powerful and useful partner for smooth business?
… then search no more!
a Wu Corporation‘s subsidiary for Investment Banking
is at your discreet service 24/7/365
No holidays, no excuses, no delays!
No bothering questions asked: time is money, we know that!
All operations executed by Asian personnel, who knows no English, some of them even have their tongues cut off for highest security of operations!
Bring us bags of hot banknotes, have some rest, and come back tomorrow
It will be cleaner than your white collar, so you can continue building your personal empire of power, or assert your noble revolutionary ideas!
For investments over 100.000 USD: free VIP vacation at Cayman Islands, with Eastern European sluts included!
(Wu’s corporate advertisement leaflet)
Cooperation with Laska LLC escort agency in Las Vegas, by Maria Petlickova – seducing casino gamblers to invest their black money into Wu’s financial empire, using sexy Eastern European sluts, masked as cleaners
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