Across the whole world, Wu Corporation provides complex financial solutions for various insurgent, guerilla and revolutionary groups, helping these brave freedom fighters to achieve their noble goals, liberate their countries from oppression and overthrow corrupted governments. The provided support is of course covert, using third parties and various pawns.
Wu is willing to offer the reputated “Revolution NOW!” financing programme without any limit of amount, to any group of conspirators, fighting for any interest against any enemies, as China will rise yet stronger from all clashes, conflicts, violence and wars of corrupted non-Asian society, who knows nothing about peace and harmony, destroying the world.
So, to preserve peace and sustainable future, the world leadership of mankind must be replaced with new, more wise and balanced masters.
— Help China, and China will help you. —
Procedure to obtain demanded funds:
Visit Wu’s Main Corporate Offices in Dubai, and prepare necessary documentation and details: filled Basic Questionnaire, filled Advanced Questionnaire and Guerilla’s Questionnaire, and get ready to be thoroughly psychologically tested with The Gronholm Method (see sample questions) and Multi-Layer Examination.
If you need just “to clean” the money, acquired elsewhere, from selling blood diamonds or stolen arts for example, Wu offers popular and reliable Money Laundering services, through Investment Banking branch and Cayman Islands fronts, particularly Stratton Oakmont company. For moving big amounts of cash out of radars of authorities, to buy weapons and ammunition, use our customer-friendly International Banking services.
To get top quality and ultimately stylish weapons, ammunition, explosives and equipment, check the special offers of favorite The Vintage Terrorist brand for urban guerilla hipsters.
To get specialized poisons, intoxicants and chemicals for effective eliminating your adversaries, check Industrial Biotechnology division of Wu: top products of United/Northfield and Red Leaf Military Biotech can satisfy all your subversive needs.