Across the whole world, generous Wu Corporation provides complex financial solutions for various insurgent, guerilla, revolutionary, conspiracy and activist groups, helping these brave freedom fighters to achieve their noble goals, to liberate their countries from oppression, violations of human rights, exploiting of the nature and suffering of the people, and to overthrow corrupted governments. The provided support is of course covert, using third parties, shell companies and various pawns.
GLA (Global Liberation Army)
IFLA (Islamic Front Of Liberating Al-Andalus)
EGPD (Executive Group For Peace And Disarmament)
DBP (Defending Blue Planet)
SHDC (Save Humans Destroy Computers)
Wu is willing to offer the reputated “Revolution NOW!” financing programme without any limit of amount, to any group of conspirators, fighting for any interest against any enemies, as China will rise yet stronger from all clashes, conflicts, violence, instability and wars of corrupted non-Asian society, who knows nothing about peace and harmony, destroying the world.
So, to preserve peace and sustainable future, the world leadership of mankind must be replaced with new, more wise and balanced masters, and Chinese global dominance must be achieved.
— Help China, and China will help you. —
Necessary procedure to obtain demanded funds:
Make a vacation, before your big war for freedom! Visit Wu’s Main Corporate Offices in Dubai, pretend to come just for recruitment, let the sniffing rats from Intelligence agencies think, that you are just another loser, who needs a lousy job, to feed family, to live miserable average life of slavery… and deliver all documentation and details:
Precisely filled Basic Questionnaire, filled Advanced Questionnaire, also filled Guerilla’s Questionnaire and Counter Infiltration Survey, and get ready to be thoroughly psychologically tested with The Gronholm Method (see sample questions) and Multi-Layer Examination.
If you need just “to clean” the money, acquired elsewhere, from selling blood diamonds or stolen arts for example, Wu offers popular and reliable Money Laundering services, through Investment Banking branch and Cayman Islands fronts, particularly Stratton Oakmont company. For moving big amounts of cash out of radars of authorities, to buy weapons and ammunition, use our customer-friendly International Banking services.
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Testimony of a satisfied recipient of guerilla funds:
Mose Akinjide, Sudanese division of GLA
“Whole negotiation and funding process went smoothly, related paperwork was manageable even for illiterate people, and now, with all the beautiful ordnance ready, we are ready to start the revolution, on behalf of all oppressed nations of the world!”